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The
Amazing Captain Nemo
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Amazing Captain Nemo
is a 1978 submarine-action movie produced by Irwin Allen. There is
so much wrong with this movie that writing a review of it would be very
hard. Therefore, I am not going to do it.
But that doesn't
mean I will leave you without reading material. Listed below
on this page are quotes from many notable people who have
seen The Amazing Captain Nemo. And listed at the
bottom of the page are Irwin Allen's personal notes on
how he made The Amazing Captain Nemo.
My failure to produce a review of my own has taught me a
valuable lesson. If you can't do something right, don't do it at
all.
CR
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Photographs
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Captain
Nemo, Emerging From 130 Years of Suspended Animation |
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Trog
and the Maniacal Professor Waldo Cunningham |
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Navy
Seal Disco
Tourist Stud Unlikely Co-Heroes |
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| Lynda
Day-George and The Heel |
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The
Atlantian Council |
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The
Nautilus in It's
Home Port Bathtub |
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| Notable
Quotes - "The Amazing Captain Nemo" |
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“Irwin Allen pulls out all the flops! Two stun-guns up!”
Siskel & Ebert
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“Floats like Mothra and stings like The Bees!”
Muhammad Ali |
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“A
Towering Sterno of a movie!”
Paul Newman |
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“Tantalizing,
with all the glamour of a mood ring!”
Rex Reed |
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“This
is Irwin Allen’s Low of Lows!”
Sid Caesar |
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“Captain
Nemo Buzzes The Swarm!”
Michael Caine |
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“Leaves no
cliché behind!”
Dr. James Comer |
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“It
splices, dices, even makes audiences cry!”
Ron Popeil |
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“Unforgettable, like the McRib!”
Nat King Cole |
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“Executed
with surgical deficiency!”
C. Everett Coop |
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“I can’t believe it’s not better.”
Fabio |
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“Billions and billions
and billions and billions of clichés!”
Carl Sagan |
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“Captain
Nemo sinks to the occasion!”
Molly Brown |
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“Cliches aren’t everything, they’re the only thing.”
Vince Lombardi |
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“McHale’s Navy joins the Salvation
Army!”
Tim Conway |
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“Feels
like a Voyage to the Bottom of The Love Boat!”
Gavin MacCleod |
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“This
movie is Irwin Allen’s Patron Poseidon!”
Pope John Paul I |
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“A highly complex fusion of
calculus, chisenbop, and cardboard.”
Albert Einstein |
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“I shan’t return!”
General Douglas MacArthur (Ret.) |
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“I came, I saw, I
fled on the Concorde.”
Julius Caesar |
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"I
found it sick, I left it garbled."
Augustus Caesar |
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“Burgess Meredith is this year’s shortest star!
Jose Ferrer has a beard!”
David Manning, Sony Quote Trollop |
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“It ain’t
over yet?!“
Yogi Berra |
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“Who
needs Frankenstein when you can have Irwinstein!”
Shelly Winters |
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“A
real recipe for disaster!”
Julia Child |
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“No one ever remembers who
finished second worst.”
Irwin Allen
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IIrwin
Allen on the Set of Captain Nemo
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